Get motivated, goddammit.
Pachouli wearing, joint smoking, peace preaching,
leg,
love spreading hippie.
Get a goddamn job.
Love your country.
Support your troops.
Shut up about the goddamn war.
Respect your Leader.
Bush is a good president.
Don't question the government, they always know best.
Fuck your mother.
Fuck your father.
It's your big brother who knows best.
Wash your hair.
Wear suits and navy blue skirts, falling just below the knee.
You're not and individual, this is mass conformity.
Put down your goddamn guitar.
Those chords don't measure up to the stripes on our great American flag!
Ain't worth the stars in your eyes when you think about the bill of rights, and how they'll always be there through out each day and night...
when all you really want to do is drive down a country road, listen to some Floyd; breathin' in the air like Waters, inhaling more than just oxygen.
Free speech is unpatriotic!
Speaking out against the government; the hand that feeds your slacker ass waste to society...well, that's...that's just not nice.
Just learn to live with things. You can't always get what you want.
You win some, you lose some.
See, you should have voted Republican...at least that way you could have said you won something on November 3rd.
Sports/Politics. What's the difference?
Oh, football players can't blow up the world.
Okay, point taken.
Poor piece of white Ohio trash.
Pull your head out of the heart land and climb a skyscraper.
Mother nature, she was so last season.
Hey, you don't want to be considered a liberal, do you?
lib?er?al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lbr-l, lbrl)
adj.
-Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
-Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism.
-Liberal Of, designating, or characteristic of a political party founded on or associated with principles of social and political liberalism, especially in Great Britain, Canada, and the United States.
Crazy left wingers and their Hillary Clinton bullshit.
So un-American.
Here, put on this "I remember 9/11" sticker, American bald Eagle limited edition Nascar t-shirt and be sure to stick this "power in pride" bumper stick on your SUV...you'll blend in much better.
And for God's sake, take that fucking peace sign off of your purse.
You don't want people thinking you don't love America, do you?
There's love in this war, kid.
How can you talk of peace when we've got democracy to spread?
Not love, not unity, not truth, understanding or respect.
DEMOCRACY (hypocrisy)
Hey, wait...you're not one of them towel heads, are you?
You and your hippie babble bullshit.
Someone ought smack some sense into you, girl...or play you 2 consecutive hours of Tobi Keith songs.
And for the last time, God Bless Corporate America!
Do you want to see all of our hard earned jobs be taken away by some liberal commie, who thinks small businesses deserve equal opportunities, too?
Do you want to see our jobs go to some affirmative action loving foreigner?
I mean, if we wouldn't have started that whole "slavery...we're not happy unless we're entirely hateful and discriminatory against an entire race of people" thing, affirmative action probably wouldn't even be necessary...but you know, that's beside the point.
How many times do I have to tell you that America is the white man's land?
Always have and always will be.
Always have and always will be.
I bet you kiss those black boys, too, don't you?
Right on the lips.
You like the feeling of their smooth, chocolate skin, don't you?
Girl, I oughta be tellin your daddy all this.
Girl, I oughta be tellin your daddy all this.
What you need to do is get your ass into college.
Learn to type and answer phones.
Hey, you're a good looking girl.
Maybe I could get you a job at the company.
Get you a nice desk, where no one can see
me rubbing my hands all over your tits.
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