Welcome to The Beauty Process. This is THE MANIFESTO.
There are NO rules. Pour your hearts out.
HOWEVER You must follow these guidlines:
***DISCLAIMER: if you are oh_so_gorgeous you dont have to fillin the allegedly 'shit stupid survey' but i want your pictures to influence me into choosing you. Y'know whatim sayinnn.***
WHEN APPLYING You must state 'Application' in the subject box. Post a pic of yourself so the world can see what you resemble. AND you can also complete this long-ass bitch survey thing I found so I know about you and can stalk you:
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x] What's your name? ::: Birthplace ::: Age ::: Age you act ::: Current location ::: Eye color ::: Hair color ::: Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: Zodiac sign? ::: Height? :::
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x] Your heritage/nationality ::: Your hair ::: Your fears ::: Your perfect room ::: What you practically do in a day :::
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x] Words you overuse ::: Phrases you overuse ::: Your first thought when you wake up ::: Your greatest accomplishment ::: Something you want to do :::
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x] Pepsi or Coke ::: McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: Courtney Love or Brody Dalle ::: Chocolate or vanilla ::: Adidas or Nike ::: Black or white ::: Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: Burgers or hot dogs ::: Egypt or France ::: Rock or rap :::
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x] Smoke ::: Cuss ::: Sing well ::: Sing in the shower ::: Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: Believe in yourself ::: Like taking these longass surveys? ::: Play an instrument ::: Want to go to college? ::: Want to get married? ::: Want to have children? ::: Think you're a health freak? ::: Get along with your parents ::: Get along with your siblings? ::: Think you're popular :::
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x] Gone out of state ::: Drank alchohol ::: Smoked ::: Got high ::: Done any drugs ::: Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: Been on stage ::: Gone skinny dipping ::: Five-way fucked::: Been dumped ::: Dyed your hair ::: Stolen anything :::
[x] Part 7 -- The Last... [x] Last dream ::: Last nightmare ::: Car ride ::: Last time you cried ::: Last movie seen ::: Last movie rented ::: Last book read ::: Last word said ::: Last curse word said ::: Last time you laugh ::: Last phone call ::: Last CD played ::: Last song you listened to ::: Last annoyance ::: Last IM ::: Last weird encounter ::: Last person you hugged ::: Last person you yelled at ::: Last time you wore a skirt ::: Last time you've been evil ::: Sarcastic? ::: Last time you fought with your parents ::: Last time you wished upon a star ::: Played Truth or Dare ::: Spent quality time alone ::: Got fucked :::
[x] Part 8 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x] Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: Do you feel lonely ::: Ever egged someone's house ::: Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: Yo Momma ::: Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: What do you think of George Bush? ::: Any secret fetishes? ::: Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: How many languages do you speak? ::: Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) :::
Any additional information will be greatly appreciated. Offers of sex are a boon.
Then you MUST post 3 or more CLEAR-ASS pictures. I want sex, i want beauty, i want decadence, gloriousnessm vulgarity. Nudity is OH_SO_VERY_MUCH encouraged. I want white boy skinny big black men.
BUT ABOVE ALL THIS I WANT FUCKING GENERATION X i want you to show me why you mean something.
After you've been judged by moi and whoever else gives a crap, you'll either be accepted or rejected.
After this continue to post. Pour your fucking hearts out. I want your talent. Poetry, art, pictures, musings, letters to the fucking editor, porn star poses... throw your gangsta shapes and let me love you.
It will be simply beastly. Kisses X
S T A M P S
Preferably you want to get the one on the left. You're pretty much disgusting if you do end up with the one on the right...